Budweiser Wants You to SUCK IT!
So I was in the bodega (corner convenience store for those “non-urban” of us out there) picking up a $0.99 Arizona Ice Tea and in the cooler next to it I see this:
So either it’s inspired by a bowling pin or a deformed penis. I mean, I use my hands a lot and I just can’t see myself tossing one of these back after a long, hard day of pumping out product. And that’s just the tip of it. I certainly wouldn’t want to wrap my lips around this bottle no matter how much more satisfaction I would get from the frothy, bubbly contents. Frankly, this is a little hard to swallow.
Um. . . “PAUSE?”
- KAGE
