The ShadowPlastic Label

This is a cool little invention especially for bike enthusiasts, messengers and delivery men. It attaches to the back of your bike and projects a laser image of a bike lane right behind the rider. It’s still in the prototype stages but once it does drop on the market I’m sure it’ll be a huge success.

LightLane Bike .

- SPL

Screw wanting this, I NEED this:

I’d be like Batman only a lot drunker: The Dark Shite. The “Barf Knight”?
With this wizardry, waitresses don’t even have to be cute to get tips, on elook at this and dudes will give you dollars just for being more efficient than that bitchy chick that keeps ignoring me because I told her she was a coke whore. She really did have powder, like, all over her grill. It could have been psoriasis, but it don’t make you that ashy.

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Two beer posts in a row. . . WOW, I got a one track mind.
- KAGE