The ShadowPlastic Label

Screw wanting this, I NEED this:

I’d be like Batman only a lot drunker: The Dark Shite. The “Barf Knight”?
With this wizardry, waitresses don’t even have to be cute to get tips, on elook at this and dudes will give you dollars just for being more efficient than that bitchy chick that keeps ignoring me because I told her she was a coke whore. She really did have powder, like, all over her grill. It could have been psoriasis, but it don’t make you that ashy.

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Two beer posts in a row. . . WOW, I got a one track mind.
- KAGE

A new one for the hot summer:

Just try to keep the water away from my feet when I copp these:

Photo by means of Kenlu.net

Kinda fire.
- blogmaster X

. . . so if you wanna battle you better bring a shot gun!

I just copped these last week from Japan:

Photo by means of Nice Kicks

They feature the plastic “SWOOSH” and the neoprene tongue. It’s like wearing a sexy scuba suit on my feet. As far as I know, the release date here is unknown. But I copped these early. Props to DJ CHAPS of Scheme Sounds for the great look.

- KAGE

New Tee from alphapack:

It matches perfectly with those pine/red/white Blazer SBs that came out a while ago:

Can’t go wrong rocking a pair of Blazers. They’re the zeitgeist right now.
–blogmaster X