Check out this cool animated trailer for The Beatles: Rockband for XBOX360. I absolutely hate this game but this actually makes me kinda want to buy it. . . Kinda.
Props to Stef Eye for the heads up.
- KAGE
For those of you not watching the Michael Jackson Memorial, here is the red band trailer for the new Megan Fox horror movie Jennifer’s Body. So far it looks like Diablo Cody did a pretty decent job mixing snark and gore. We’ll just have to wait and see if it’s worth shelling out the $12 at the theater or the $19.99 at the Best Buy.
Now back to the memorial.
- KAGE
Found this funny lil clip on a friends facebook page. If you love zombies and you love claymation or you just love maids, then you will die over CHAINSAW MAID.
This is quite possibly the cruelest and coolest claymation I’ve ever seen and satisfies my unhealthy obsession with zombies.
- KAGE
Yes, it is true. They took a show (my favorite show) about nothing and made a porn parody about a show about nothing. The interesting thing is, it actually looks pretty good. As far as porn goes, the acting is not bad and the jokes are kinda funny. And then there is the sex. Looks like a lot of thought was actually put into this production as opposed to the “wham-bam-splat” that is usually archetypal of porn.
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
“All your favorite characters are parodied with Gerry, Elaina, Gorge, Crammer, Noman, Regina, Teri, The Porn Nazi and more, in “SEINFELD – A XXX PARODY”. Starring an All-Star cast, Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose, London Keyes, Nathalie Norton, Cassandra Calogera, James Deen, Eric John, Tony Disergio and Evan Stone. “SEINFELD – A XXX PARODY” is your Serenity Now!”
- KAGE
What y’all know about Buzz Alrdrin, aka First Man on Da Moon, aka The Original Rocketman, aka B.A. Barockets? If you haven’t heard about the new hip hop album he’s dropping, you fool better recognize. Man, all you need is the rocket experience. Having Snoop Dogg, Talib Kweli and Quincy Jones co-sign also doesn’t hurt.
“Buzz Aldrin is so GANGSTER!”
- KAGE
A friend of mine in Ohio just started this blog not to long ago. It’s pretty much an open forum on what keeps her going. . . in Ohio. Best thing is that it is open for any and everyone to submit anything to. There are no limitations on your imagination.
- KAGE
This site is awesome but it’s content is absolutely horrible, for good reason. Photoshop Disasters collects the best of the worst photoshop accidents, whether done on purpose or not and allows you to shakes your finger at the “designer” responsible for such buffoonery. A monkey with one arm and half an eye could do better than some of these people. Which goes to show clients out there: do the research and spend the money on a good designer to get a better product because in the end, you get what you pay for.
And side note, I think Toronto is racist.
PhotoshopDisasters: City of Toronto: Token Brilliance.
- SPL
(shouts to Rob C. for the link)
The ever beautiful Megan Fox will be playing a demon possessed high school cheerleader in Diablo Cody’s horror followup to Juno, Jennifer’s Body. Something tells me this is gonna be another pro girl power, boy’s in the back seat romp through teenage-land written by the former stripper; only thing, you probably won’t feel as good afterwards. Fox plays, Jennifer, a milk-and-water teen that gets sacrificed to the devil by Nikolai Wolf (Adam Brody) after he and his band sell their souls in order to get a major label contract. Only thing is, the devil likes his girls “fresh” (read “virgins”) and Jennifer, well, she’s experienced unbeknownst to anyone else. When the devil gets a dirty girl, he likes to possess them and send them on a killing spree throughout their high school just for grits and shiggles.
On the plus side, she does get to beat up on that Adam Brody (The O.C.) character. The planned release is September 18, 2009, right in time for back to school mania.
When they ever get around to remaking I Spit On Your Grave (which, sadly, I know they will) they should probably get both Megan and Diablo to reunite. Men will be afraid to date again for years.
io9 – Megan Fox Shares Details On Becoming An Unholy Cheerleading Maneater – Jennifer’s Body.
- KAGE
So I’m up now at 4:36 in the AdotMdot, a bit tipsy after drinking 40oz w/ my boy Dovoc (he broke up with his girl so we decided to get splackered) and I ride the L train home and notice that there is a severe lack of females out on this rainy Friday morning. Not a big deal and somewhat expected. So I get home and decide to do something I haven’t done in a while and check my myspace page. Mind you, I haven’t checked myspace since Jesus so I have a lot of spam and “Where the f*ck you been?” emails to contend with.
I’m going through this crapple and at the bottom corner of the page I see this match.com ad. I’ll be the first to tell you that aside from blogging, facebook and the occasional twitter, social networking baffles me. I can barely pick up a phone and say “Hello.” Anyway, I’m drunk and digressing.
I look in the corner of my myspace profile and I see this:
Surfstation, the creative blog of champions, has posted a very interesting post which they pilfered from a Prospect Magazine article, which I am now pilfering from them about imbibing whilst working. I occasionally like to partake in a 40oz or glass of whiskey while creating myself:
Most people use alcohol as a social rather than creative stimulant, banishing cares with a potation or two after work; lubricating discourse rather than inspiring the intellect. Yet a number of our greatest writers, painters and musicians also seem to have relied on it as fuel for their muse. Winston Churchill claimed it crucial for The World Crisis, his six-volume memoirs, stating: “always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than it has taken out of me.” Novelist William Faulkner drank more intermittently, but claimed not to be ab le to face a blank page without a bottle of Jack Daniels. Beethoven fell under the influence in the later part of his creative life. Among painters, Van Gogh, Jackson Pollock, Francis Bacon and many others liked a drop or two while working.
So there it is kids. Drink up and create some shiz.
- KAGE
