The ShadowPlastic Label

Last night alphapack and I went out to Hugs (my new favorite place) in Williamsburg BK to watch history happen. This post would have been put up earlier but instead of listening to Minister Farrakhan we stayed out and got wasted.
Brooklyn blew the fukk up last night as countless heads, from hipsters to hoodrats, took to the streets in celebration of Obama/Biden taking The White House. It is truly a great day in America.

Peep pics from the celebration HERE.

Now what?
- KAGE

Running on rooftops, flying through the air fighting, endless bullets flying in slow motion and now they decide to add the no touch shoe tying to their repertoire. What will they come up with next? A smokable form of heroin? Dare to dream. I dunno how real this is, bit if it is indeed real, this is the coolest thing I’ve seen since the paint on condom. And equally as impractical.

Magical. . .
- KAGE

This ad is straight dope. This is a fresh way to give censorship the middle finger and use porn creatively. And who doesn’t like porn?

Oh yeah, Sarah Palin.

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Almost Clothed.
- KAGE

Um . . . I don’t even know where to begin:

I’ll leave the snarky comments to you folks.
- KAGE

So I was in the bodega (corner convenience store for those “non-urban” of us out there) picking up a $0.99 Arizona Ice Tea and in the cooler next to it I see this:

So either it’s inspired by a bowling pin or a deformed penis. I mean, I use my hands a lot and I just can’t see myself tossing one of these back after a long, hard day of pumping out product. And that’s just the tip of it. I certainly wouldn’t want to wrap my lips around this bottle no matter how much more satisfaction I would get from the frothy, bubbly contents. Frankly, this is a little hard to swallow.

Um. . . “PAUSE?”
- KAGE

This video is GENIUS!!!

The boys from Brownsville meet the Seasame Street. The sync on this vid is so accurate it’s almost incredible. . . Almost. Ultimately this dude has way too much time on his hands. Go outside and rollerblade in a circle or something.

Get up off them goddamn diamonds!
- KAGE

I don’t even know where to begin. . .

VIDEO: http://www.kcra.com/video/16685335/index.html

. . . Really?
- KAGE